Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Enough Already!!

I had my 39week appointment today. My progression is the same, so the midwife is assuming the only thing holding the Hulk up is a possible posterior positioning (sunny side up). She gave me a few exercises to do to 'coax' him into turning, but they are the same ones I've been doing throughout my pregnancy, and they haven't worked yet! As of today, I'm giving the Hulk an eviction notice:
AT EXACTLY 1 WEEK FROM DUE DATE, I AM HEREBY POSTING AN EVICTION NOTICE. HULK, TENANT, WILL THEN HAVE 7 DAYS IN WHICH HE CAN EITHER GATHER HIS BELONGINGS AND PROMPTLY VACATE THE PREMISES, OR WAIT UNTIL THE FINAL DAY, AFTER WHICH HE WILL BE PHYSICALLY REMOVED FROM THE PROPERTY. HE IS BEING EVICTED DUE TO BREECH OF CONTRACT AND DESTRUCTION OF PROPERTY. EXPANSIONS ONLY TO THE FRONT OF THE HOUSE, WITHIN REASONABLE LIMITS, WERE DISCUSSED. NOT ONLY HAVE THESE LIMITS BEEN EXCEEDED, BUT INFRINGEMENTS ON THE HOUSE WERE ALSO MADE. REMODELING AND GUTTING OF THE HOME WAS NEVER APPROVED, NOR WAS CHANGING THE INITIAL LAYOUT AND BASE STRUCTURE. DUE TO PROPERTY DAMAGE, THERE ARE WEAK SPOTS IN THE FOUNDATION. ANY FURTHER PROBLEMS WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE AND FORCEFUL REMOVAL.