Maddux-isms

They never stop, and I only manage to remember a small fraction of them.

• We were at Chipolte for lunch over the weekend, and Maddux saw a tall teenage girl. When she passed, Maddux leaned over and whispered to me, "Mommy, I don't think she's even married but she's taller than you!"

•  Same weekend, breakfast at the house: Maddux says, "When I grow up I want to babysit my brother's kids." Eli shakes his head no. Maddux nods furiously and says, "YES! Eli, you have to marry.... Remember the 10 Commandments: 'boys will get lonely'."